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Hey, I’m Anthon Chase Johnson and as much as I love talking about myself…
I’m going to turn you over to some references.
References
Wait…
Why are you still here?
Oh, my references weren’t enough for you? Ok. Well, how about this weird project I made in college? I bet you’ll never guess the brand…
Clearly you know enough about me. Probably too much.
But you’re still scrolling…
And I’m still typing…
Ok, well, let’s see what else I’ve got.
(Rummaging SFX)
Ok well… I guess I have these dumb instagram videos I made about some trip to Europe I went on.
If you’ve scrolled this far then I don’t know what else I can do for you…
I don’t know.
Email me at chaseroller@gmail.com and I’ll tell you a Mediocre-to-Ok joke that I wrote. That’s all I got.